The ear from the outside in. Eardrum, middle ear, cochlea, 8th nerve, brainstem, cortex. What happens anyway when you listen to Mozart or Van Halen? How do pressure waves become electrical signals? What happens next? Is there deep mathematics in the auditory system? And what are those carteliginous things doing flapping in the breeze on the side of your head? Who says an abstract has to have declarative sentences? Will some of these questions be answered? Come and see!